I have friends my age who started smoking pot when they got out of college. They didn't get anywhere. But if they drank, they managed to go somewhere. Does that make sense?

Job creation is important I think, but it's not the critical issue for Republicans.

Unlike those who fight truly intolerant things like terrorism throughout the world, Madonna is really the lone brave voice in the wilderness standing up against evil.

Fake sympathy is the politicians demanding more cash as they ignore the underlying crisis. They prefer money over morality.

ObamaCare is to health care as a fart is to an elevator.

Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.

I admire President Obama's ability to trust strangers.