The beauty of progress is that it makes it easier for you to carve out a space to be nonproductive.

ObamaCare is to health care as a fart is to an elevator.

I don't like the way my hair looks, so we're going to do the whole show over.

Unlike those who fight truly intolerant things like terrorism throughout the world, Madonna is really the lone brave voice in the wilderness standing up against evil.

The beauty of progress is that it makes it easier for you to carve out a space to be nonproductive.

I know that if I say something that's considered outrageous, a group will take it, create an email blast, and use me to raise money or to do whatever, to build their profile.

The media treats fear like a one-night stand. They jump on it and then they leave the next day and they forget - remember the Alar Scare? Things - see, nobody even remembers Alar.