[In] 2010, Woody Allen said that he felt Barack Obama should be a dictator so that he could get things done, and the first thing obviously that Woody Allen wanted done is to make it legal to have sex with stepdaughters.

Ask dumb questions and listen quietly for the answers. That's a wisdom stair climber.

Fake sympathy is the politicians demanding more cash as they ignore the underlying crisis. They prefer money over morality.

Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.

I have friends my age who started smoking pot when they got out of college. They didn't get anywhere. But if they drank, they managed to go somewhere. Does that make sense?

If Russia had the same military power that America did, earth would be called Russia.

Planned Parenthood's entire existence is basically based on keeping people in the dark through euphemism. You don't call it genocide, you call it reproductive health. So that's why Planned Parenthood has - nobody really thought.