[In] 2010, Woody Allen said that he felt Barack Obama should be a dictator so that he could get things done, and the first thing obviously that Woody Allen wanted done is to make it legal to have sex with stepdaughters.

I think the cult of personality is the thing that people find a real problem with. It's hard to unify behind something that is unknown. I know more about black holes than I do about Donald Trump's ever-changing news. So I don't blame - like, I don't blame conservatives going, like "Hey, this is something that I believe in. And I don't know what he believes." But that could change. That could change in four months.

In the hands of fiends, guns will kill you. In your hands, they protect against such fiends.

Security should not be a black and white thing.

Private citizens and companies are always seen as evil and greedy, because they want to profit. But the government picks your pocket any chance it can get, but they're never called greedy.

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.

The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool.