Let's be clear about what people never say about Playboy on television. It was nothing more than an instrument for onanism. That's what it was. And the Internet co-opted that industry of self- gratification. There is no necessity for lonely men or teenagers to use Playboy. It turns out no one bought that magazine for the articles ever; it was used for only one thing.

I love it when the market reacts naturally to events. It's like a cat coughing up a fur ball.

The beauty of progress is that it makes it easier for you to carve out a space to be nonproductive.

We need to remember who the enemy is, and then we need to eat them alive.

Accusing a politician of being politically expedient is like accusing water of being wet or circles for being round.

If the immigrant is responsible for assimilation of the country, and some of these people are in fact are born there. But if you find it unwelcoming to your own barbaric notions of equality, that is not on the country, that is on you. If you leave a horrible place, please leave your horrible practices behind.

Paternity, paternity. Let's think about this. This discriminates against the childless. So you get a year off because you produce a brat. If anything if you have a child you should work more because your brat's going to annoy me at the restaurants.