Steer clear of pot. It's an ambition zapper. Wait till you've made it. When you're 45 buy a bong. But for now, buy a suit.

If the immigrant is responsible for assimilation of the country, and some of these people are in fact are born there. But if you find it unwelcoming to your own barbaric notions of equality, that is not on the country, that is on you. If you leave a horrible place, please leave your horrible practices behind.

I think the reason why 'Red Eye' is popular is because we question the common assumptions that you find elsewhere.

You can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black.

Commencement addresses are usually garbage. They're for colleges seeking publicity.

One thing I noticed when I was young was I was impatient for success. I think everybody is impatient for success. It will come. But don't - you shouldn't let that impatience drive you crazy.

The irony of prison is that it takes years and years and years to plan an elaborate escape, but all you have is years and years and years.