We're already going down that path with illegal drug use and incarceration. I can't imagine it getting any worse.

Magic Johnson links his HIV and treatment to health care as though ObamaCare would provide the same level of care that a mega rich celebrity would get. Is he going to dump his coverage? Is he going to dump it and sign up for ObamaCare?

Adults use children in order to survive because now, we have this [kids] tissue that can allow us to live longer. And once you've accepted this idea that you can use this tissue to make yourself healthier, what's to stop you from making it into a nutritional supplement? What's to stop you from any kind of weird, bizarre, amoral act because you've already made the leap?

If you're hiring, if you're the person doing the hiring, forgive a scar or two. Remember that when we were young, we were also idiots. There were just no cameras there to catch it.

You should try to get fired once in a while. It's good for you.

I've always wondered, how did Hitler get away with so much for so long?

The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool.