I'm so tired of the same old cliche costumes. When people dress up as animals, they always go as, like, lions and tigers and dogs. You know, why don't you try something different? Dress up like a lemur.

The joy of hate reflects people who get off pretending to hate something, or hate you, in order to score political points. I call them the 'tolerati' - you know, a group of people who claim to be tolerant, except when they run into someone who disagrees with them.

The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that's what socialism does.

I need somebody to Trump-xplain(ph) this, because I don`t understand it.I`ve heard people defend him about making fun of a disability, making fun of John McCain, making fun of women - a woman`s face.I just wanted to hear somebody defend this as well, because it just never ends. No one will ever stop defending the crass stuff he says.

Good people suddenly don't turn bad.

The first mistake is trying to explain morality to a terrorist. Like trying to teach a rock to drive. It is impossible.

Ocean privilege does not exist anymore. The world is small. We cannot rely on distance anymore.