I never quit. I just got fired.

The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool.

I'm thinking about American votes and American - all Americans, black or white have to be concerned about what's happening in the world.

I need somebody to Trump-xplain(ph) this, because I don`t understand it.I`ve heard people defend him about making fun of a disability, making fun of John McCain, making fun of women - a woman`s face.I just wanted to hear somebody defend this as well, because it just never ends. No one will ever stop defending the crass stuff he says.

We need to remember who the enemy is, and then we need to eat them alive.

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.

When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely selfish reasons. It’s the human equivalent of a puppy dog’s face: an evolutionary tool designed to enhance survival, reproductive value and status. In short, liberalism is based on one central desire: to look cool in front of others in order to get love. Preaching tolerance makes you look cooler, than saying something like, 'please lower my taxes.'