Accusing a politician of being politically expedient is like accusing water of being wet or circles for being round.
Greg GutfeldIt was then that I realized that while playing the well-meaning tolerant individual (in short: liberal) garnered you fans and grades, it didn't matter. In my heart and head, I was a fraud.
Greg GutfeldWe're already going down that path with illegal drug use and incarceration. I can't imagine it getting any worse.
Greg GutfeldSanctuary cities are a lot like hitchhiking. And the abstract, it feels really good until you feel dead.
Greg GutfeldAdults use children in order to survive because now, we have this [kids] tissue that can allow us to live longer. And once you've accepted this idea that you can use this tissue to make yourself healthier, what's to stop you from making it into a nutritional supplement? What's to stop you from any kind of weird, bizarre, amoral act because you've already made the leap?
Greg Gutfeld