[Obamacare] has to be enforced because nobody wants it. This is the nature of progressive government they don't care if it's not good for you. It's good for them.

The beauty of progress is that it makes it easier for you to carve out a space to be nonproductive.

Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody.

If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.

I admire President Obama's ability to trust strangers.

The people who whine about Fox News are hypocrites - they say they're totally tolerant, but when they run into someone who doesn't share their assumptions, they say, 'Fox News is evil, and it must be stopped.

What I'm going to miss is the competition, being, that's OK, I can watch from the house.