When you get famous and rich when you're young, what happens is you start feeling insecure.

In the hands of fiends, guns will kill you. In your hands, they protect against such fiends.

We need an idiot middle ground, where we have to be honest and say, kids can be idiots and cops can be idiots.

Magic Johnson links his HIV and treatment to health care as though ObamaCare would provide the same level of care that a mega rich celebrity would get. Is he going to dump his coverage? Is he going to dump it and sign up for ObamaCare?

The government is controlling your mind through chem trails, we all know this is true.

We're already going down that path with illegal drug use and incarceration. I can't imagine it getting any worse.

I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system.