Gay people, we die in all the movies, like we almost always die in the movie, because that's what you can do to us that's dramatic. We can't make a baby.

At the same time, we can't blame comedians for taking time to learn. Any critic of comedy who believes that he has always, universally, been on the right side of justice is engaging in a hypocrisy that is itself a joke.

I want so much to believe in true love.

Self-confidence is a terrible, terrible thing; it's also the most attractive thing.

I'm just figuring out being able to understand that it's cool for me to date, and have guys be interested in me, and be interested in guys.

Deeply in my heart, do I want to believe that there is that special guy that is for me. Yes, absolutely.

When I did find guys with whom I was very sexually compatible, trying to figure out how romance worked... when you're a gay guy you don't necessarily have that same push to make a conventional relationship work.