Self-confidence is a terrible, terrible thing; it's also the most attractive thing.

The wonderful thing about a TV show is if you get picked up for another season, there's no happily ever after.

One of the nice things about being me is you show up in a town, you meet somebody interesting and entertaining, and for 48 hours, what a wonderful person to be around. You mess around, and all of that is super, super fun, and you don't have to deal with the long-term consequences of it.

Gay people, we die in all the movies, like we almost always die in the movie, because that's what you can do to us that's dramatic. We can't make a baby.

The person I have sex with doesn't necessarily need to have primacy in my life.

I am not a huge fan of being around people all the time. I really like being able to leave people.

At the same time, we can't blame comedians for taking time to learn. Any critic of comedy who believes that he has always, universally, been on the right side of justice is engaging in a hypocrisy that is itself a joke.