The best thing to do is find one person in your life and try to love them unconditionally. If you've accomplished that, you've accomplished a lot.

I love fatherhood. I could bang on about kids forever.

I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife Madonna. That's even why I married her.

I am relatively familiar with getting a good old rumping from the critics. In some cases, the critics just didn't like the film - fair cop. Others, I think, didn't understand it.

Other than the fact that I like a country house, I can't think of anything I'd want to spend my money on.

If somebody has a better idea than me, I'll take it if it surpasses what we have on the page because at the end of the day, it's me that takes the credit anyway!

I like death. I'm a big fan of it.