Some boys go to college and eventually succeed in getting out. Others go to college and never succeed in getting out. The latter are called professors.

The wholly manly man lacks the wit necessary to give objective form to his soaring and secret dreams, and the wholly womanly woman is apt to be too cynical a creature to dream at all.

One smart reader is worth a thousand boneheads.

I'm thoroughly convinced that editors don't help authors.

To wage a war for a purely moral reason is as absurd as to ravish a woman for a purely moral reason

A gentlemen is one who never strikes a woman without provocation.

Capitalism under democracy has a further advantage: its enemies, even when it is attacked, are scattered and weak, and it is usually easily able to array one half of them against the other half, and thus dispose of both.