Without a doubt there are women who would vote intelligently. There are also men who knit socks beautifully.

Richard Strauss--Old Home Week in Gomorrah

Let no one mistake it for comedy, farcical though it may be in all its details. It serves notice on the country that Neanderthal man is organizing in these forlorn backwaters of the land, led by a fanatic, rid of sense and devoid of conscience.

Not by accident, you may be sure, do the Christian Scriptures make the father of knowledge a serpent - slimy, sneaking and abominable.

It takes no more actual sagacity to carry on the everyday hawking and haggling of the world, or to ladle out its normal doses of bad medicine and worse law, than it takes to operate a taxicab or fry a pan of fish.

I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark.

Those who can't teach - administrate. Those who can't administrate - go into politics.