Without a doubt there are women who would vote intelligently. There are also men who knit socks beautifully.

School days, I believe, are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence.

It is a peculiarity of the American mind that it regards any excursion into the truth as an adventure into cynicism.

For me to go into politics would be like sending a virgin into a house of ill-repute.

The Catholic clergy seldom bother to make their arguments plausible; it is plain that they have little respect for human intelligence, and indeed little belief in its existence.

Justice is what you get when you run out of money.

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.