The final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived.

Time is a great legalizer, even in the field of morals

Law and its instrument, government, are necessary to the peace and safety of all of us, but all of us, unless we live the lives of mud turtles, frequently find them arrayed against us.

Christian - One who is willing to serve three Gods, but draws the line at one wife.

Is it hot in the rolling mill? Are the hours long? Is $15 a day not enough? Then escape is easy. Simply throw up your job, spit on your hands, and write another "Rosenkavailer."

The net effect of Clarence Darrow's great speech yesterday seemed to be precisely the same as if he had bawled it up a rainspout in the interior of Afghanistan.

Whenever a reporter is assigned to cover a Methodist conference, he comes home an atheist.