The final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived.

Is it hot in the rolling mill? Are the hours long? Is $15 a day not enough? Then escape is easy. Simply throw up your job, spit on your hands, and write another "Rosenkavailer."

I know of no human being who has a better time than an eager and energetic young reporter.

No professional politician is ever actually in favor of public economy. It is his implacable enemy, and he knows it. All professional politicians are dedicated wholeheartedly to waste and corruption. They are the enemies of every decent man.

A gentlemen is one who never strikes a woman without provocation.

Liberals have many tails and chase them all.

Friendship is a common belief in the same fallacies, mountebanks and hobgoblins.