A nun, at best, is only half a woman, just as a priest is only half a man.

The fact that a human brain of high amperage, otherwise highly efficient, may have a hole in it is surely not a secret.

Of learned men, the clergy show the lowest development of professional ethics. Any pastor is free to cadge customers from the divines of rival sects, and to denounce the divines themselves as theological quacks.

On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.

Wife: a former sweetheart.

Kant was probably the worst writer ever heard of on earth before Karl Marx. Some of his ideas were really quite simple, but he always managed to make them seem unintelligible. I hope he is in Hell.

Nothing is so abject and pathetic as a politician who has lost his job, save only a retired stud-horse.