A man is called a good fellow for doing things which, if done by a woman, would land her in a lunatic asylum.

The physical business of writing is unpleasant to me, but the psychic satisfaction of discharging bad ideas in worse English makes me forget it.

Poetry is a comforting piece of fiction set to more or less lascivious music.

[Texas is] the place where there are the most cows and the least milk and the most rivers and the least water in them, and where you can look the farthest to see the least.

Well, I tell you, if I have been wrong in my agnosticism, when I die I'll walk up to God in a manly way and say, Sir, I made an honest mistake.

Never underestimate the booberie of the booboisie.

The real man lies in the depths of subconscious.