A man is called a good fellow for doing things which, if done by a woman, would land her in a lunatic asylum.

Any man who, having a child or children he can't support, proceeds to have another should be sterilized at once.

Congress consists of one-third, more or less, scoundrels; two-thirds, more or less, idiots; and three-thirds, more or less, poltroons.

I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey.

The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow married her.

Pastor: One employed by the wicked to prove to them by his example that virtue doesn't pay.

The most curious social convention of the great age in which we live is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected. Its evil effects must be plain enough to everyone. All it accomplishes is (a) to throw a veil of sanctity about ideas that violate every intellectual decency, and (b) to make every theologian a sort of chartered libertine. No doubt it is mainly to blame for the appalling slowness with which really sound notions make their way in the world.