Women hate revolutions and revolutionists. They like men who are docile, and well-regarded at the bank, and never late at meals.

Living with a dog is easy- like living with an idealist.

No sane man objects to palpable lies about him; what he objects to is damaging facts.

Of learned men, the clergy show the lowest development of professional ethics. Any pastor is free to cadge customers from the divines of rival sects, and to denounce the divines themselves as theological quacks.

Government today is growing too strong to be safe. There are no longer any citizens in the world there are only subjects. They work day in and day out for their masters they are bound to die for their masters at call. Out of this working and dying they tend to get less and less.

Well, I tell you, if I have been wrong in my agnosticism, when I die I'll walk up to God in a manly way and say, Sir, I made an honest mistake.

A poet over 30 is pathetic