Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Women hate revolutions and revolutionists. They like men who are docile, and well-regarded at the bank, and never late at meals.

The Christian church, in its attitude toward science, shows the mind of a more or less enlightened man of the Thirteenth Century. It no longer believes that the earth is flat, but it is still convinced that prayer can cure after medicine fails.

The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical with the discovery of truth - that error and truth are simply opposite. They are nothing of the sort. What the world turns to, when it has been cured of one error, is usually simply another error, and maybe one worse than the first one.

The most common of all follies is to believe in the palpably untrue.

The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist Jack.

Nothing can come out of an artist that is not in the man.