The scientist who yields anything to theology, however slight, is yielding to ignorance and false pretenses, and as certainly as if he granted that a horse-hair put into a bottle of water will turn into a snake.

One horse-laugh is worth ten-thousand syllogisms.

Democracy the domination of unreflective and timorous men, moved in vast herds by mob conditions.

I'm ombibulous. I drink every known alcoholic drink and enjoy them all.

There is, in fact, nothing about religious opinions that entitles them to any more respect than other opinions get. On the contrary, they tend to be noticeably silly.

The only time you have a free press is when you own one.

Truth - Something somehow discreditable to someone.