Religion, after all, is nothing but an hypothesis framed to account for what is evidentially unaccounted for.

Evil is that which one believes of others.

At the end of one millennium and nine centuries of Christianity, it remains an unshakable assumption of the law in all Christian countries and of the moral judgement of Christians everywhere that if a man and a woman, entering a room together, close the door behind them, the man will come out sadder and the woman wiser.

Socialism: nothing more than the theory that the slave is always more virtuous than his master.

Remorse - Regret that one waited so long to do it.

The worst of marriage is that it makes a woman believe that all men are just as easy to fool.

The difference between the smartest dog and the stupidest man - say a Tennessee Holy Roller - is really very small.