Unsuccessful candidates for the Presidency should be quietly hanged as a matter of public sanitation and decorum.

Our literature, despite several false starts that promised much, is chiefly remarkable, now as always, for its respectable mediocrity.

Watching two women kiss is like watching two prizefighters shake hands.

God must love the rich or he wouldn't divide so much among so few of them.

Love begins like a triolet and ends like a college yell.

One yearns unspeakably for a composer who gives out his pair of honest themes, and then develops them unashamed, and then hangs a brisk coda to them, and then shuts up.

Government today is growing too strong to be safe. There are no longer any citizens in the world there are only subjects. They work day in and day out for their masters they are bound to die for their masters at call. Out of this working and dying they tend to get less and less.