Immortality is the condition of a dead man who doesn't believe he is dead
No one hates his job so heartily as a farmer.
One does not arise from such a book as Sister Carrie with a smirk of satisfaction; one leaves it infinitely touched.
A critic is a man who writes about things he doesn't like.
The average schoolmaster is, and always must be, an ass.
The verdict of a jury is the a priori opinion of that juror who smokes the worst cigars.