Socialism: nothing more than the theory that the slave is always more virtuous than his master.
H. L. MenckenMan is a beautiful machine that works very badly. He is like a watch of which the most that can be said is that its cosmetic effect is good.
H. L. MenckenThe notion that a radical is one who hates his country is naรฏve and usually idiotic. He is, more likely, one who likes his country more than the rest of us, and is thus more disturbed than the rest of us when he sees it debauched. He is not a bad citizen turning to crime; he is a good citizen driven to despair.
H. L. Mencken