Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.

Balloonists have an unsurpassed view of the scenery, but there is always the possibility that it may collide with them.

It is only doubt that creates.

It seems to me that a great university ought to have room in it for men subscribing to every sort of idea that is currently prevalent

Suppose two-thirds of the members of the national House of Representatives were dumped into the Washington garbage incinerator tomorrow, what would we lose to offset our gain of their salaries and the salaries of their parasites?

Man, at his best, remains a sort of one-lunged animal, never completely rounded and perfect, as a cockroach, say, is perfect.