Suppose two-thirds of the members of the national House of Representatives were dumped into the Washington garbage incinerator tomorrow, what would we lose to offset our gain of their salaries and the salaries of their parasites?

Truth would quickly cease to be stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.

If there had been any formidable body of cannibals in the country, Harry Truman would have promised to provide them with free missionaries fattened at the taxpayer's expense.

Fame: an embalmer trembling with stage fright.

Religion is a conceited effort to deny the most obvious realities.

The fact that a human brain of high amperage, otherwise highly efficient, may have a hole in it is surely not a secret.

What is the professor's function? To pass on to numskulls a body of so-called knowledge that is fragmentary, unimportant, and largely untrue.