The best client is a scared millionaire.

You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.

Sunday is a day given over by Americans to wishing that the themselves were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in Hell.

I believe that religion, generally speaking, has been a curse to mankind - that its modest and greatly overestimated services on the ethical side have been more than overcome by the damage it has done to clear and honest thinking.

One smart reader is worth a thousand boneheads.

The only guarantee of the Bill of Rights which continues to have any force and effect is the one prohibiting quartering troops on citizens in time of peace. All the rest have been disposed of by judicial interpretation and legislative whittling.

The artist is not a reporter, but a Great Teacher. It is not his business to depict the world as it is, but as it ought to be.