A great literature is thus chiefly the product of doubting and inquiring minds in revolt against the immovable certainties of the nation.

The difference between the smartest dog and the stupidest man - say a Tennessee Holy Roller - is really very small.

Women have a hard time of it in this world. They are oppressed by man-made laws, man-made social customs, masculine egoism, the delusion of masculine superiority. Their one comfort is the assurance that, even though it may be impossible to prevail against man, it is always possible to enslave and torture a man.

Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood.

The editors are committed to nothing save this: to keep common sense as fast as they can, to belabor sham as agreeably as possible, to give civilized entertainment.

Any man who, having a child or children he can't support, proceeds to have another should be sterilized at once.

The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous.