As long as you represent me as praising alcohol I shall not complain.

Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.

It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.

Unsuccessful candidates for the Presidency should be quietly hanged as a matter of public sanitation and decorum.

In any combat between a rogue and a fool the sympathy of mankind is always with the rogue.

Nietzsche, to the end of his days, remained a Russian pastor's son, and hence two-thirds of a Puritan; he erected his war upon holiness, toward the end, into a sort of holy war.

I do not believe in democracy, but I am perfectly willing to admit that it provides the only really amusing form of government ever endured by mankind.