There comes a day of public ceremonial, and a chance to make a speech.... A million voters with IQs below 60 have their ears glued to the radio. It takes four days' hard work to concoct a speech without a sensible word in it. Next a dam must be opened somewhere. Four dry Senators get drunk and make a painful scene. The Presidential automobile runs over a dog. It rains.

The longest sentence you can form with two words is: I do.

The wholly manly man lacks the wit necessary to give objective form to his soaring and secret dreams, and the wholly womanly woman is apt to be too cynical a creature to dream at all.

Living with a dog is easy- like living with an idealist.

In the main, there are two sorts of books: those that no one reads and those that no one ought to read.

Lawyer: one who protects us against robbery by taking away the temptation.

Never underestimate the booberie of the booboisie.