Politics has become incendiary. People don't find it so funny now so I have to be careful, but I have to wake them up with some truths and the truths I aim at them are over 100 years old. Facts that no one can dispute.

I got a feeling about political correctness. I hate it. It causes us to lie silently instead of saying what we think.

There's no good guys and bad guys.

Success is no longer content. It's how it sells.

I developed a resistance to authority. Not to discipline - I learned that. But to authority. I like to think for myself. And I like to cause trouble.

I think I may drop dead on the stage someday. I hate to think of it. But it's getting tough on me, the travel. The show, I somehow manage to rise up to it, you know. But I have no desire to retire.

The main thing about money, Bud, is that it makes you do things you don't want to do.