Lobbyists in Washington are making six figure salaries selling our government out to the corporate interests and we just sit and smile as if nothing is happening while the poor folks are getting poorer and their pharmaceutical bills rise.

There was so much to learn and it was all fun. But the best part was getting a laugh from an audience. That was like drowning in candy.

I tended to lean toward character work. I love to disguise myself.

Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss.

Man is the religious animal. He is the only one that's got true religion, several of them.

[Mark] Twain is pointing at you. You, the reader of the book one hundred and thirty years ago and today. That is what has made it a great American novel and the most widely read book in American Literature around the world today.

The main thing about money, Bud, is that it makes you do things you don't want to do.