Man is the religious animal. He is the only one that's got true religion, several of them.

I don't have a director. The audience directs me.

The main thing about money, Bud, is that it makes you do things you don't want to do.

There's no good guys and bad guys.

We don't have truth delivered to us very often, especially in this very commercialized world.

This is a deep and personal topic in our society today. Read the papers. America is hurting because of it. For God's sake, speak up. Don't we need to learn respect for people's feelings? What is going to school for? To learn how to add?

What are we going to do about the injuries to our country still going on right in front of our eyes? It gets me out of bed in the morning. It makes me mad enough to get my blood up and want to get out there with [Mark] Twain and get it said and that is why I still hit the road and go out on the stage and keep working at staying alive.