It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money.
If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer.
I'm a writer, so I like dissecting things.
If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.
There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing.
Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.