Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker didn't really care whether or not you won the toaster. Sorry to shatter everyone's dreams.

'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

The pop musicians often leave meaning in the dust and substitute it for cartoons. The deeper artists - the grunge artists in the world and the emoticon people - tend to leave all of the happiness out of life like it just doesn't exist.

Mainly, when I go see a show, unfortunately it's more industrial espionage than it is going to actually enjoy a show.

If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer.

I'm a writer, so I like dissecting things.

I've always said that I benefit, as an actor, from not having the illusion of security.