Political and social change is always a stagger-step process. One step forward, two steps back. They want you to give up.

Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids.

I try to be as ignorant about things as I can.

Ive been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.

There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing.

If I have anything, it's tenacity.

Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.