I try to be as ignorant about things as I can.

Mainly, when I go see a show, unfortunately it's more industrial espionage than it is going to actually enjoy a show.

Ive been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.

If I have anything, it's tenacity.

Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids.

Growing up in Kentucky, I used to hang out with four running buddies as a kid - 6, 10, and 11 years old. Two of them would later come out, and so 50 percent of my friends as a kid were gay.

It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money.