I try to be as ignorant about things as I can.

The Bush administration made us nostalgic for ... well, any other time in history.

Cold Case Files and similar shows do bang up business, which points to a certain thirst for details in the viewership, but it seems like all the news chat shows continue to force the myth that Americans can’t stand detail and have no interest in an idea that can’t fit on a bumper sticker.

I've always said that I benefit, as an actor, from not having the illusion of security.

It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money.

People think that the arts are optional and they aren't. They teach a level of emotional depth that's equally important to mathematic skill. You can replace some math skills with a calculator if you know how to operate the thing, but there's no calculator for human interaction.

Ive been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.