I try to be as ignorant about things as I can.

It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money.

The pop musicians often leave meaning in the dust and substitute it for cartoons. The deeper artists - the grunge artists in the world and the emoticon people - tend to leave all of the happiness out of life like it just doesn't exist.

If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.

I admire Laura Bush because she's the only librarian who would marry an illiterate.

Cold Case Files and similar shows do bang up business, which points to a certain thirst for details in the viewership, but it seems like all the news chat shows continue to force the myth that Americans can’t stand detail and have no interest in an idea that can’t fit on a bumper sticker.

'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.