Growing up in Kentucky, I used to hang out with four running buddies as a kid - 6, 10, and 11 years old. Two of them would later come out, and so 50 percent of my friends as a kid were gay.

I admire Laura Bush because she's the only librarian who would marry an illiterate.

I try to be as ignorant about things as I can.

Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker didn't really care whether or not you won the toaster. Sorry to shatter everyone's dreams.

I'm a writer, so I like dissecting things.

If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.

Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids.