The Bush administration made us nostalgic for ... well, any other time in history.

You would not believe how much time people waste in a day. And how little time they put into things they genuinely love.

Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.

Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids.

If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer.

I try to be as ignorant about things as I can.

I'm named after a computer and grew up really interested in them.