The Bush administration made us nostalgic for ... well, any other time in history.

The pop musicians often leave meaning in the dust and substitute it for cartoons. The deeper artists - the grunge artists in the world and the emoticon people - tend to leave all of the happiness out of life like it just doesn't exist.

Political and social change is always a stagger-step process. One step forward, two steps back. They want you to give up.

It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money.

There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing.

'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer.