You may be wondering why there are words on my hands. That's because I'm a dork. And I'm gonna choose not to explain myself.

Making an un-perfect decision is far, far better than not making a decision, which is the worst possible decision you could make.

But the truth of the matter is, to live a good life, as a good person, it doesn't matter how you got there. It just matters that you do.

You may be wondering why there are words on my hands. That's because I'm a dork. And I'm gonna choose not to explain myself.

We are the superhero, none of us individually, but all of us together.

I'm also pretty impressive when I'm shoving the neck of a lute into someone's chest cavity.

We often just accept the things that we like, and complain a lot about the things that we don't like. But if we could, like, intensely dwell on the really great things in life the way we intensely dwell on the negative things in life; I think that would be fantastic.