You may be wondering why there are words on my hands. That's because I'm a dork. And I'm gonna choose not to explain myself.

So you go on and on, with this intellectual fly down, your underwear exposed, and toilette paper hanging out the back of your pants.

I need Harry Potter like a grindylow needs water.

We are the superhero, none of us individually, but all of us together.

So the president is like, "Well, once upon a time it was Congress's job to decide whether or not we attacked countries, so let's let them decide." Which is funny, because, as we all know, if Congress were on fire, Congress could not pass the "Pour Water on Congress Act".

It's almost as if our society values opinion over knowledge.

Being silly is still allowed, not excluded by adulthood. What's excluded by adulthood is thoughtlessness, so be thoughtful and silly