I also live in the present, due to the constraints of the space-time continuum.
Why is it called Piggie-back riding? I'm not a piggie!
But the truth of the matter is, to live a good life, as a good person, it doesn't matter how you got there. It just matters that you do.
If you were a crayon, what color would you most like to make out with?
You may be wondering why there are words on my hands. That's because I'm a dork. And I'm gonna choose not to explain myself.
We've got to keep 6 billion people happy without destroying our planet. It's the biggest challenge we've ever faced....but we're taking it on.