I honestly don't know how you live without having a cat inside your house. It's like having a little living piece of art that is also very warm and soft.

We are all differently broken, semi-functional, rusted out love machines

Bravery is not strength in the face of a far lesser foe. Bravery is the exact opposite of that.

But the truth of the matter is, to live a good life, as a good person, it doesn't matter how you got there. It just matters that you do.

We often just accept the things that we like, and complain a lot about the things that we don't like. But if we could, like, intensely dwell on the really great things in life the way we intensely dwell on the negative things in life; I think that would be fantastic.

So the president is like, "Well, once upon a time it was Congress's job to decide whether or not we attacked countries, so let's let them decide." Which is funny, because, as we all know, if Congress were on fire, Congress could not pass the "Pour Water on Congress Act".

I honestly don't know how you live without having a cat inside your house. It's like having a little living piece of art that is also very warm and soft.