So the president is like, "Well, once upon a time it was Congress's job to decide whether or not we attacked countries, so let's let them decide." Which is funny, because, as we all know, if Congress were on fire, Congress could not pass the "Pour Water on Congress Act".

I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me.

We are the superhero, none of us individually, but all of us together.

‎Sometimes I feel like when someone asks me if I believe in God, it's like a blind person asking if I'm black, so that they can put me in the right category.

And when I think about that sunrise that I woke up to that morning, I just feel like I got as close to nowhere as I could get, and found out that it was more of a place than anywhere I've been in a long time.

Making an un-perfect decision is far, far better than not making a decision, which is the worst possible decision you could make.

I honestly don't know how you live without having a cat inside your house. It's like having a little living piece of art that is also very warm and soft.