And when I think about that sunrise that I woke up to that morning, I just feel like I got as close to nowhere as I could get, and found out that it was more of a place than anywhere I've been in a long time.

If you were a crayon, what color would you most like to make out with?

Legacy media accuses young people of being apathetic while actively attempting to remove them from the discussion.

John Green is a very handsome, intelligent, and wise man. He smells really weird though.

Hoaxes are nothing new. News media isn't hard to fool. It's fun to fool and people like to mess with people. It all goes to show you that we're not all that hard to fool. I think we should just accept that and trust people anyway.

So the president is like, "Well, once upon a time it was Congress's job to decide whether or not we attacked countries, so let's let them decide." Which is funny, because, as we all know, if Congress were on fire, Congress could not pass the "Pour Water on Congress Act".

Some days, it seems to me like the purpose of life is to convert energy into beauty.