Humanity is good. Some people are terrible and broken, but humanity is good. I believe that.

We've got to keep 6 billion people happy without destroying our planet. It's the biggest challenge we've ever faced....but we're taking it on.

I'm also pretty impressive when I'm shoving the neck of a lute into someone's chest cavity.

You may be wondering why there are words on my hands. That's because I'm a dork. And I'm gonna choose not to explain myself.

Humanity is good. Some people are terrible and broken, but humanity is good. I believe that.

So the president is like, "Well, once upon a time it was Congress's job to decide whether or not we attacked countries, so let's let them decide." Which is funny, because, as we all know, if Congress were on fire, Congress could not pass the "Pour Water on Congress Act".

Bravery is not strength in the face of a far lesser foe. Bravery is the exact opposite of that.