You are always a little bit wrong

I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me.

‎Sometimes I feel like when someone asks me if I believe in God, it's like a blind person asking if I'm black, so that they can put me in the right category.

If you were a crayon, what color would you most like to make out with?

I also live in the present, due to the constraints of the space-time continuum.

Marriage can be a religious thing. It can also be a secular thing. And guess what? Not everyone in the world is of the same religion. Preventing gay people from getting married is not an expression of religious freedom. It's an expression of religious oppression.

I'm also pretty impressive when I'm shoving the neck of a lute into someone's chest cavity.