Legacy media accuses young people of being apathetic while actively attempting to remove them from the discussion.

Being silly is still allowed, not excluded by adulthood. What's excluded by adulthood is thoughtlessness, so be thoughtful and silly

John Green is a very handsome, intelligent, and wise man. He smells really weird though.

What does it mean that social structures among young people are so often predicated upon trying really, really hard to appear to not-be-trying?

I honestly don't know how you live without having a cat inside your house. It's like having a little living piece of art that is also very warm and soft.

I need Harry Potter like a grindylow needs water.

Why is it called Piggie-back riding? I'm not a piggie!