Just because I didn't do what you told me, doesn't mean I wasn't listening to you!

Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything.

Dennis to friend: No use crying, Joey. There aren't any grownups around.

Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity - or you burn yourself out.

You don't go home and talk about the great tennis courts that you played, but you do talk about the golf courses you played.

No more turkey, but I'd like some more of the bread it ate.

Just because I didn't do what you told me, doesn't mean I wasn't listening to you!